I'm enlisting, overseas aid

need assisting, help with a maid

get the expert, on mademoiselles

he could diffuse, any bombshell



If I could only be tough like him

then I could win

my own, small, battle of the sexes



Sgt. Rock is going to help me

make the girl mine

keep her stood in line

Sgt. Rock is going to help me

make the girl mine

keep her stood in line

make the girl mine, wave the victory sign



I'm invading, territories

Girls are foreign, and strange to me

get the expert, at kissing and stuff

he stays easy, when things get rough



Sometimes relationships don't go as planned

some girls, can make themselves so cold

a no-mans land.