I was on patrol

It was late at night

I was checking the parameters

To see if it was air tight

All points clear looked like everything was alright

Twelve o'clock high when I saw the big green light



Stop this thing 'cause I've got to get off

Take a better look

She walked out she was all lit up

She gave the command

I shook

Shake, shake, shake, shake it



"How's your planet tonight big boy

Are your jets engaged

Are your missiles deployed

I'm the shake monster

I ain't made of silicon

I've come down here to restore detente"



Stop this thing 'cause I've got to get off

Take another look

She walked out she was all lit up

She gave the command

I shook

Shake, shake, shake, shake it



Stop this thing 'cause I've got to get off

Take another look

She walked out she was all lit up

She gave the command

I shook

Shake, shake, shake

I can't hear you

Shake sir

Shake, shake, shake, shake it



...Now I've got the moves

I...I'm a shake monster too

Shake it



I was on patrol

It was late at night

I was checking the parameters

To see that it was air tight

All points clear looks like everything was all right

Twelve o'clock high when I saw the big green light

Shake

Sh, sh, shake, shake

Sh, sh, shake

She had eyes in the back of her head

Her thighs were high

(How high?)

Real high

I broke out in a cold sweat

I was shaking from my toes to my head

Shake

Shake, shake, shake, help..