My skinny Minnie is a crazy chick,

Six foot high and one foot thick

Do I love her

Does a boy love pie

She is the apple of my eye,

Skinny Minnie

She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all



Tho' her shadow doesn't take much ground

What there is sure gets around

What there ain't that's what she be

'N' even that's too much for me

Skinny Minnie

She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all



Slightly slimmer than a fishing pole

One half rock and one half roll

Dig that chick from either side

Man, you'll yell