I have a sad story to tell you.

It may hurt your feelings a bit.

last night, when I walked in my bathroom,

I stepped in a pile of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean!

Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.



I think I'll break up with my girlfriend.

Her antics are queer, I'll admit.

Each time I say "Darling, I love you,"

She tells me that I'm full of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean!

Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.



A baby fell out of the window.

You'd think that her head would be split.

But good luck was with her that morning.

She fell in a barrel of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean!

Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.



When I was in France with the Army,

One day I looked into my kit.

I thought I would find me a sandwich,

But the darn thing was loaded with...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean!

Shave every day, and you'll always look keen.



And now, folks, my story is ended.

I think it is time I should quit.

If any of you feel offended,

Stick your head in a barrel of...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean!

Shave every day, and you'll always look keen