Oh look out

She came in through the bathroom window,

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wonders

By the banks of her own lagoon

Didn’t anybody tell her

Didn’t anybody see

Sundays on the phone to Monday

Tuesdays on the phone to me.

She said she’d always been a dancer

She worked at fifteen clubs a day

And though she thought I knew the answer

Well I knew I could not say.

And so I quit the police department

And got myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal but she could not rob