i know a girl who thinks of ghosts

she'll make ya breakfast

she'll make ya toast

she don't use butter

she don't use cheese

she don't use jelly

or any of these

she uses vaseline

vaseline

vaseline



i know a guy who goes to shows

when he's at home and he blows his nose

he don't use tissues or his sleeve

he don't use napkins or any of these

he uses magazines

magazines

magazines

magazines

magazines





i know a girl who reminds me of cher

(reminds me of cher)

she's always changing

(she's always changing)

the color of her hair

(color of her hair)

she don't use nothing

that ya buy at the store

she likes her hair to be real orange

she uses tangerines

tangerines

tangerines

tangerines

tangerines

tangerines