Ridenhour - Griffin - Shocklee - Sadler - Drayton

The woman makes the men all pause

And if you got a woman

She might make you forget yours

There's a 5 letter word

To describe her character

But her brains being washed by an actor

And every real man that tries to approach

Come the closer he comes

He gets dissed like a roach



REFRAIN:

I don't think I can handle

She goes channel to channel

Cold lookin' for that hero

She watch channel zero



CHORUS:

She watch, She watch (4x)

(Flavor Ad lib)



2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched she said

All added up to zero

And nothing in her head

She turns and turns

And she hopes the soaps

Are for real - she learns

Is that it ain't true, nope

But she won't survive

And rather die and lie

Falls a fool - for some dude - on a tube



REPEAT REFRAIN

CHORUS



Trouble vision for a sister

Because I know she don't know, I quote

Her brains retrained

By a 24 inch remote

Revolution a solution

For all our children

But all her children

Don't mean as much as the show, I mean

Watch her worship the screen, and fiend

For a TV ad

And it just makes me mad



REPEAT REFRAIN

CHORUS