I've never been the type to travel on the sea

without atleast a pint to keep me company

never in my dreams did I imagine that a vessel of this

nature existed for our pleasure, it's so hard to believe

that we will embark and to sail the open seas all the while

we will be accompainied by a sense of well-being

and a million lagers



Sail away on this ship of beers



The sea is getting rough, but we're oblivious

to the danger of the savage force of this

tremendous raging beast, we're

lying down below and dreaming of the land where the trees

are shaped like cans and we're wholly confident of

this craft and our inevitable descent along with the crew

and captain I suspect are sinking down into a drunken stupor.



Sail away



Something must be wrong the sea is very angry now

it won't be long 'till Davy Jones can claim me - hopefully

he'll fell like a cleansing ale after all he's only human.



Sail away on this ship of beers