Ships don't just disappear in the night

Do they?

People don't really die of fright

Do they?

We all know it just ain't so

So don't be afraid when the table shakes

Don't you

Don't be amazed when your shadow quakes

Don't you

Start to pray they'll go away

And then they can't do nothing to ya

They can't do nothing to ya

They just keep walking through ya

Better be nice to Vincent Price

Forces at work that we don't understand

Are they?

So don't get the shits if it touches your hand

Don't you

Poltergeists can be so nice

Better be nice to Vincent Price

What's that noise comin' up from the cellar?

What's it?

It's the restless bones of Boris and Bela

Boris and Bela

Don't go down, they're still around

But then they can't do nothing to ya

They can't do nothing to ya

They just keep walking through ya

And then they can't do nothin' to ya

They can't do nothin' to ya

They just keep walkin' through ya