When I'm back from the road then you're out on it

And I'm tired of this distance

And I believe it's over,

It's over-rated

And this phone tag game is endless

The novelty is wearing

I'm hoping time will pass without any assistance or convincing



Road rules apply

There's so much action,

You're getting busy

So I'll call your cellular phone

To tell you TV night was lonely without you

And so am I... so am I

It seems our day keeps falling on a leap year



So many high points on this last leg

I can't wait to recount them

It seems like nothing's happened until I've shared them with you

The note that you had called says you're half a day away

And you are heading home just in time for me

For me to leave



And road rules apply

There's so much action,

I'm getting busy

So make sure that I'm up to date on TV night,

I hate to miss out

I think I miss you most on Wednesdays and Saturdays

It seems our day keeps falling on a leap year