Learn to love me

assemble the ways

now, today, tomorrow and always

my only weakness is a list of crime

my only weakness is ... well, never mind,

never mind

Oh, shoplifters of the world

unite and take over

shoplifters of the world

hand it over

hand it over

hand it over



Learn to love me

and assemble the ways

now, today, tomorrow, and always

my only weakness is a listed crime

but last night the plans of a future war

was all I saw on Channel Four



Shoplifters of the world

unite and take over

shoplifters of the world

hand it over

hand it over

hand it over



A heartless hand on my shoulder

a push - and it's over

Alabaster crashes down

(six months is a long time)

tried living in the real world

instead of a shell

but before I began ...

I was bored before I even began



Shoplifters of the world

unite and take over

shoplifters of the world

unite and take over

shoplifters of the world

unite and take over

shoplifters of the world

take over