Thursday, June 28, 2:02 A.M

"I just called you, you said that you were on your way

but there's just one problem... I'm all the

way to fuck in Rochester, New York. Wrong. Ho."



A Dog gonna be a dog, you know what i mean..a mother fuckin dog. dont get a dawg if you can't take care of a dogg you know take it easy, lady, you know give me a motherfuckin break, will ya?



shorty was da bomb brown skin honey with a lil dough

found out she was a lil' ho but still yo

pushed up shorty had that ass like BOWW!!!!

had me schemin and how i could get that now?

was like Girlfriend, let me drop a bug in ur ear

she was mine cuz i told her whut she wanted to hear

was like "Yeah!" she knew how it was goin down

she said, "Page me, code zero, cuz i know you get around!"

Didn't have a man, but even if she did dead

cuz my game is tight like a stocking cap on a niggaz head

i said, we'll hook it up, like, 9, or sumthin

don't act like when i say that ass is mine, i'm frontin!

Uhhh that night was right she let me get that, hit that

ripped that, bouncing off the walls and flipped that

But only one thing went wrong

the rubber bust but i didn't fuss cuz dogg!!!!

shorty was da bomb!



[chorus]

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it for that night

and man the pussy was good

but shorty's fuckin up my life (fuckin up my life)

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it for that night

but man that pussy was good

but shorty's fuckin up my life.... c'mon, ma! gimme a break!



a few days later, i hit her up just to keep it real,was like, "Whuttup, Boo, how you been, how you feel?" She said, "Aiight, but my friend's kinda late

Today's the thirteenth, it shoulda been here on the eighth"

I'm like, "For real? Wont stress it, it'll come, it better cuz i can't afford another lil' one."

She said, "Neither can I" I said, "Cool

cuz i got mad shit to do and you still going to school" so at least we had the same thing in mind,

Not to have this kid, and everything would be fine BUT i was blind! to the fact that she was settin me up for the kill

damn! why wasn't she on The Pill?!

And i still would check on her, like, once a week

sometimes i hit it, sometimes i didn't

but Shorty was a freak, and whenever i would speak

on the baby, she'd be like:

I ain't havin this kid, is you crazy?!!



Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it for that night

(listen man, only one muthafuckin night!)

And man the pussy was good (i ain't gone front it was good as a muthafucka)

But Shorty's fuckin up my life (man, this bitch is a fuckin headache!)

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it for that night (one muthafuckin night,and i was drunk)

But Man the pussy was good (The pussy!! Man, let me tell ya....)

But Shorty's fuckin up my life (dogg, man, this bitch....!)

C'mon Ma, gimme a break!!



By now wasn't lookin too good

cuz she wasn't doin things that she told me she would

like gettin the price checked out for whut we had to do

and it goes up another yard for every month after two

and a half, man i had to laugh outta frustration

now she's four months ready to hit the bus station

if i was still in that shit wit her made me rob her

told her friends, "DMX yeah thats my baby's father!" Lil' stomache was showin' so now the heat is on

well maybe she see the light if i start to treat her wrong

i guess she thought that if she kept the baby, she would keep me

so i played the game on her level, got sneaky

let her have the kid she said it was premature

found out she was six months when she said she was four

so i left her with the pressure on the next man's arm

she'll be aiight cuz shorty was da bomb!



Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it for that night

(man one muthafuckin night? Get real!)

and man the pussy was good (and man she sucked a mean dick) but shorty's fuckin up my life (This bitch won't stop CALLIN'!!!!WHAT THE FUCK MAN!)

Shorty..... UHHHH!! (she was kinda cute though) we only did it for that night

(it only takes one night, man, hehehehe)

but man that pussy was good (Mmm Mmmm Mmm!!!!)

But Shorty's fuckin up my life C'mon, Ma! Gimme a break