Where you at Jacksonville, Rochester, Louisville, Columbia, Hartford, Milwaukee, and Lewiston Maine

Where you at Providence, Nashville, Memphis, Lauderdale, Portland, Orlando, Chicago, and Frisco?

I left my heart in Austin with Mary Campbell

Got lost in Boston lookin for the tea party

Met a child molester in Worchester

Need a Kleenex every time I'm leavin Phoenix

I get silly when I play in Philly

Limp Bizkit committee down in Kansas City

Never know what I'm in for when I'm play in Denver

Hard rock don't stop down in Vegas

In Cincinnati the girls call me daddy

And I probably ain't leavin the next time I'm in Cleveland

Found my lucky coin in Des Moine

And spit on a boy named Tina in Pasadena

We get the swing from new Orleans

Ft worth and Dallas we toast when we're tippin' up the challis

Tulsa, St. Louis, Sacto, Mesa, Norfolk, Lawrence, Minneapolis, St. Paul, North Hampton, Detroit, Omaha, New York, LA

What can I say, I can't name em all



So somebody, anybody, everybody get the fuck up

And show me what you got!

Hey ladies!

Who's hot, who's not!



I can't help but believe in these friends

These bands, these tours and these places I've been

I thank God, Mom & Dad

Adriana, the sky, for the love I feel inside

Jordan, my phat ass band

Without em I'd be nothin but a pumpkin shoved inside a can

Without the fans there wouldn't be no show

And if that was really so then life would really blow

To the firm, you always got my back.

Korn for the love and the swappin of the tracks

My brother Cory D, my man Terry Date

We brought it to the plate and you made it sound great

Scott Weiland the melody man, if you cant sing it nobody can

Wu-Tang Clan skills from the Method

The worlds best MC kills on this record

Slim Shady, crazy ass cracker

Staind, a brand new drug for your brain

Les Claypool, for actin like a fool

and all of the bands with the demos that were cool

I'm so grateful for this life of mine

The ones I didn't thank I will some other time



Now I want somebody, anybody, everybody get the fuck up

And show me what you got!

Hey ladies!

Who's hot, who's not!



I've been around this world and then some

Dumb ditty dumb kid where you comin from?

I went from the garage to steppin' on these stages

Outrageous rhymes left my mind and soon became contagious

An MC with bad habits I am

I see a mic then I grab it, scary ain't it?

Comin raw with no corrections

Savin all perfection's for what I do with my erections

So dream on!