I just want my fortune now

I don't care where or when or how

I don't want the dustbin

Or the cuddly toy

I'm going for the jackpot

Boy oh boy oh boy



See me on the box

See me winning lots of loot oh yeah

Silly kids games

Grabbing cash off that old coot oh yeah



Now I've got the replies to all the questions

There's just one thing that I should mention

When I win all the loot

Don't you have no fear

I'm going to take my hols

In Kampuchea yeah



And it's been a pleasure

Thanks a million

I hope you like the show

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