Simon Diamond sold his soul

Changed his name by deed pole

Started out as Simon Russel

Lived his life inside a nutshell



He couldn't take the public scorn

Changed from human to plant form

Now he's swapped his legs for roots

His arms and soil are in cahoots



What will become of Simon Diamond

He can water himself

but can't change the climate

What will become of Simon Diamond

He can water himself

but can't change the climate



That'll do (That'll Do) *Repeat x 17 to fade*