I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear

Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear

Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming

Oh, who would think a boy and bear

Could be well accepted everywhere

It's just amazing how fair people can be



Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare

Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear

They'll love us, won't they?

They feed us, don't they?

Oh, who would think a boy and bear

Could be well accepted everywhere

It's just amazing how fair people can be



Who needs money when you're funny?

The big attraction everywhere

Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear

It's Simon Smith and the amazing dancing bear