See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was... - Sing!

I have trouble with the... -

Note!

It goes all around my... -

Throat!

It's a terrifying... -

Thing!

See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was... -

Higher!

Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a... -

Choir!"

Hey, when I begin to... -

Shriek!

It's a across between I... -

Squeak!

And a quiver or I... -

Moan!

It's a little like a... -

Croak!

Or the record player... -

Broke!

What it doesn't have is... -

Tone!

Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy... -

Ding-a-ling

But I really couldn't... -

Sing!

I could never really... -

Sing!

What I couldn't do was... -

Sing! -

Three blind mice... Three blind mice... It isn't intentional! -

She's doing her best -

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind -

She gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in... -

Power

And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower

Still, I'm terrific at a... -

Dance!

Guys are comin' in their... -

Pants!

I'm a birdie on the... -

Wing!

But when I begin to... -

Chirp!

They say, "Who's the little..." -

Twerp!

Goin' 'pong' instead of... - '

Ping'!"

And when Christmas comes And all my friends go caroling

It is so dishearten -

ning!

It is so disquiet -

ting!

It is so discourag -

ging!

Darling, please stop answer -

ring!

See, I really couldn't -

sing!

I could never really -

sing!

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