A long, long, long, long time ago

Before the wind before the snow

Lived a man, lived a man I know

Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho



Sir Psycho sexy that is me

Sometimes I find I need to scream



He's a freak of nature

But we love him so

He's a freak of nature

But we let him go



Deep inside the Garden of Eden

Standing there with my heart on bleedin'

There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

Good God no that would be treason

Believe me Eve she gave me the reason

Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin

Creamy beaver hotter than a fever

I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver

I won't and I don't hang up untill I please her

Makin' her feel like an over archiever

I take it away for a minute just to tease her

Then I give it back a little bit deeper



Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met one time

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea



He's a freak of nature

But we love him so

He's a freak of nature

But we let him go



I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile

She said get out and spread your legs

And then she tried to cop a feel

That cop she was all dressed in blue

Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you

She stuck my butt with her big black stick

I said "What's up?" now suck my dick

Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb

She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

On her crotch so very warm

I could feel her getting wet through her uniform

Proppin' her up on the black and white

Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight"

I swaited her like no swat team can

Turned a cherry pie right into jam



Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that you met one time

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man that leaves you blind

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea yea



Hello young woman that I love

Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of

Hold me naked if you will

In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill

To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you

I love you



Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down

Lay me down lay me down lay me down lay me down



Descending waves of graceful pleasure

For your love there is no measure

Her curves they bend with subtle splendor



Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray the funk will make me freak

If I should die before I waked

Allow me Lord to rock out naked

Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip

Calling up a little girl with a bull whip

Lickety split go snap "snap"

Girl gettin' off all in my lap

The tallest the sweetest sap

Blowin' my ass right of the map

Ooow and it's nice out here

I think I'll stay for a while