Old maid, old maid

Stop acting like a baby child

Old maid, old maid

Stop acting like a baby child

You waited 'till you got 63

Before you started runnin' wild

Oh I'm looking for a gal

She's got me be young and neat

Yeah I'm looking for a gal

She's got me be young and neat

What good is a stove if it

Don't give out no heat

Well you had your chance

For love and romance

But you let it pass you by

'Cause when you were 10

You used to run from men

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you was 15 you was a natural queen

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you were 22 you didn't know what to do

When you was 25 you thought about that jive

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you was 31 you was hot as the sun

You kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you were 35 you were glad to be alive

When you were 38 it still wasn't too late

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you were 44 men were still knockin' on your door

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

When you were 49 you changed your mind

When you were 52 you still knew what to do

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

Kept on sittin' on it all the time

Now you're 63

You're too old for me

So keep on sittin' on it all the time