If you're wondering who I am

Well I'm a girl who can handle a man

I don't have time for little boys

I want a man with man size toys



I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me

I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me



Oh yeah baby, you're so hot

Yeah, right



Have a drink and throw me down

I'm the sluttiest girl in town

Leather pants and high heeled shoes

Lipstick markings on your tattoos



I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me

I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me



Oh baby, oh yeah, oh

Yeah, right!



Yo, I'm Vanilla Ice and I'll be your dream

So won't you open up your legs and I'll make you cream

Just like a waterfall

You know I got it all

A long white dick almost ten inches tall



M-hmmm



Pull it out and I'll be the judge

I'll let you know if you're well-hung

I'll feel you up and I'll check for size

If it's puny don't waste my time



I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me

I am a size queen, down and dirty, just give it to me



Hey stud boy standin' there at the back of the bar

I bet you think you're real well hung

Yeah, right!



Oh, yeah...stick it in...



Oh, give it to me baby