(Lyle Lovett)

See that boy with that guitar

He's got skinny legs like I always wanted

A girlfreind in his car 'cause he's got

Skinny legs like I always wanted

Sister look at me again

You'd love me if I were as skinny as him



And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a shirt and tie like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

A shirt and tie like I always wanted

Sister look at me again

You'd love me if I were a dresser like him



And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a blue Toyota like I always wanted

A Japanese girl in his car

It's a blue Toyota like I always wanted

Sister look at me again

You'd love me if I were a driver like him



And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a baby face like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

A baby face like I always wanted

Sister look at me again

You'd love me if I were a looker like him



And see that boy with that guitar

He's got a little round...like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

A little round...like I always wanted

Sister look at me again

You'd love me if I had a... like him

You'd love me if that my rear end



But legs they come

And faces go

Just like old Toyotas

That jap girl dumped my ass

And stole my clothes

She took my car

And left me singing



See that boy with that guitar

He's got skinny legs

Like I always wanted

A girlfriend in his car 'cause he's got

Skinny legs

Like I always wanted

Skinny legs

Like I always wanted