Flashin' lots of cash and spendin' lots-o-loot

He's sitting at the bar - then he's sittin' at the booth

Across the dance floor he does scoot

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit



The caboose that could he goes toot toot

Been known to gag and sometimes puke

A very good friend of granny goose

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit



Skinny sweaty man in the green suit



He's half man and half cartoon

But good buddy don't be confused

He's full blooded looney tune

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit



Face to face with the man in the moon

His family doctor is doctor seuss

If you catch him in your soup please don't shoot

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit



Skinny sweaty man in the green suit



He was new in town

A free wheelin' clown

A very funny young duke

Hangin' under the roof

Of a place in time

United sound



He'll play a little guitar sing a few blues

He's the kinda guy that you can't refuse

Despite the fact that he's no brute

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit



Strike the magic groove make him jerk and move

Like an eight legged freak in snakeskin boots

Coming soon to a theatre near you

He's the skinny sweaty man in the green suit



Skinny sweaty man in the green suit