I said I said I said I say - here's a lesson you don't get

I said I said I said I say - I loop the loop when I get lose

I said I said I said I say - Ignition ignite your night out

I said I said I said I say - all the slang that a boy can use

slang teacher no pain in the mouth

slang teacher no long in the tooth

slang teacher chew it up spit it out

slang teacher chuck your daddy out the room



watch the walk & watch the talk - you don't need no walking stick

watch the way you talk & walk - you don't use no parachute

a bottle & a knife & fork - comes on down so slick & quick

walkie-talkie watch that talk - what's the alphabet he picked



creature's the feature-creature's the feature

he's gonna eat-cha slang teacher slang teacher



gasoline gonna fill you up - gas'll get you out the door

gasoline gonna pump you up - made to pick you off the floor

gasoline gonna blow you up - then you'll never need no more

gasoline gonna chew you up - that's what you chew your million for