Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know

I drag her around wherever I go

This little woman drives me insane

She's tied to my ankle with a ball and chain



For sixteen years she's been hangin' around

Try'n' to bury me in a hole in the ground

Well I think it's time that I even the score

There's only room for one in this cage of yours



Don't save me when I'm startin' to drown

Don't use me when you don't want me around

Just be my slave girl 'cause that's all I need

So take a little step back to the stone age with me. Go!



Well I hear a strange noise as I lie in my bed

I feel a lotta water drippin' on my head

I look around tried to see through my hair

You left me alone, but do you think I care?



'Cause you moved me when I was takin' my time

You abused me when I'm outta line

You tried to warn me of the danger sign

So watch out, go



Well, you got me in the bondage of another age

You drive me to distraction in a primitive way

I can't control my instincts when I hear her say

"Just come around and see me if you lose your way"



So join my chain gang play along with me

I'll be your caveman, it's basic as can be

I'm not insane, man, I'm just outta my dream