Leave me alone

I won't pick up the phone

And I won't listen to messages

Sent by someone who calls up and says:

'I don't like how you're living my life

Get yourself a wife

Get yourself a job

You're living a dream

Don't you be a slob

Slob, slob



Leave me again

Don't hang out in my den

Waiting for little proofs to appear

That I drank some of grandaddy's beer

'I don't like how you're living my life

Get yourself a wife

Get yourself a job

You're living a dream

Don't you be a slob

Slob, slob



And I won't listen to messages

Sent by someone who calls up and says:

'I don't like how you're living my life

Get yourself a wife

Get yourself a job

You're living a dream

Don't you be a slob

Slob, slob, slob