It's all a waste of time again

She used to mow the lawn

She always wasted everyone

She always turned me on

Now she's turned a kind

That isn't so much in demand

And all us vegetables

Can waste our time on someone else

She had a cool invisible

Dog that she called Paul

We'd always sit around her house

Watchin' her feed the dog

Now she's got a man

Who don't like dogs, who just likes cars

She's just got a job

'cause times got hard, so Paul is gone

Now she's turned a kind

That isn't so much in demand

All us vegetables

Can waste our time on someone else

It's all a waste of time again (4x)