Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,

Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,



Smoking joints gets me really, really high,

Smoke so much think I'm gonna die,

People say why your eyes so red,

I say that's because I'm off my head,



Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,

Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,



Smoking joints is what I like,

I like to do it while riding my bike,

Mummy says stop smoking that grass,

I say mum shove it up your ass,



Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,

Smoking joints and getting really, really happy,



I am the Lizard King, i can do everything