As he came up to the window, heard the sound of Barry Manilow

He came into her apartment, smelled the Ben Gay and the chocolate

She was sitting at the table, he could see she had a Bible

So she ran into the bedroom, got her teeth down and her perfume

Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny? (4X)

Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny?

Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny?

Granny, are you OK, you OK, you OK, Granny?



Granny's not an old maid, She's a zealot with a bold faith

She's a kind-hearted widow and she bought you a Nintendo, last week

You came into her apartment, left the mud stains on the carpet

And then she ran into the bedroom, she was knelt down, it was for you

Granny likes to crochet, and croquet, and quote Dear Abby

Granny causes road rage in slow lanes she's no Andretti

Granny's got the whole day to go pray for all her family

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmamma



So she came into the hallway, it was Sunday, had a snack made

Then the book of Revelation was the topic of conversation

Granny says, you know, babe, the Lord says in verse 3:20

He's standing at the doorway, so don't waste a moment, honey

And you gotta go pray, or else babe, He won't gain entry

Then you told her OK, I want saved, I'll go pray, Granny

Granny told you, OK, first you tell Him that you're sorry

Believe He died for your sins, though

And accept Him and repento -- Whammy!

He came into your heart then, you were prostrate on the carpet

Then she ran you to the next room

You were sat down, there was more food

Granny karaokes to old tapes of Sandi Patty

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth grandmama



Granny had a roast made and potatoes that were