I'm never satisfied with three meals a day

{Well, well, this evening/While the work is sleeping} I'll be munching away

Gonna sneak into the kitchen

Gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light



(Right, yeah,)

If no one's 'round to see you, it don't matter if you snack all night



A million chicken bones are under my bed

A pile of Twinkie wrappers all 'round my head

Jelly doughnuts to the left of me

Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right



(Right, yeah,)

If you don't mind the cal'ries, it don't matter if you snack all night