By Donald Pleasence and Meira Pleasence





SNOW UP YOUR NOSE FOR CHRISTMAS,

ICE ON YOUR PAWS AND YOUR CLAWS.

TING-A-LING, TING-A-LING, TING-A-LING, LEARN TO SING,

AN ANIMAL'S CHRISTMAS FIT FOR A KING.



DING-DING-DING-A-LING-A-LING,

DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING,

DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,

DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING.



DING-DING-DING-A-LING-A-LING,

DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING,

DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING,

DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING.



IT'S NOT THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR

FOR A DUCK OR A GOOSE OR A DEER.

LITTLE CHICKS CAN GET KILLED,

FATHER GEESE, I AM TOLD,

HATE THE SIGHT OF THE SNOW

AND THE RICH CHRISTMAS CHILL.



DING-A-LING, DING-A-LING-A-LING...





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