Well I´ve been to Hastings

and I´ve been to Brighton

I´ve been to Eastbourne too

So what

So what

I´ve been here

and I´ve been there

I´ve been every fucking where



So what

So what

So what So what you boring little cunt



Chorus



Who cares

Who cares what you do

Yeah, who cares

Who cares about you you you you you



Well I´ve fucked the queen

I´ve fucked fuck

I even sucked an old mans cock

So what

So what

And I´ve fucked a sheep

I´ve fucked a goat

I rammed my cock right down his throat

So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little fuck



Chorus



I´ve drunk that

and I´ve drunk this

I´ve spewed up on a pint of piss

So what

So what

I´ve had skank

I´ve had speed

I´ve jacked up until i bleed



So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little cunt



Chorus



I´ve had crabs

I´ve had lice

I´ve had the clap and that ain´t nice

So what

So what

I´ve fucked this

I´ve fucked that

I´ve even fucked a schoolgirl´s twat



So what

So what

So what, So what you boring little cunt



Chorus



So fucking what