Verse 1:

Microphone check 1, 2

Got my heat beneath the seat, it ain't nothing new

Just picked up Dre, that's my cousin

He got the E & J, so we buzzing

But I forgot to mention that he had a freak with him

Good Lord, he told me how she did him

He say the bitch want to be his main

But she free to let us run this train

Hoe don't know she dealing with professionals

Street niggas that's intellectual

When it comes to recognizing game, we pros

We let these bitches be bitches and hoes be hoes

That's the way love goes when I'm dealing with hoes

I get that pussy like I'm supposed

Other than that, I'll ignore you

But if you're with it, I got something good for you



Chorus: (2x)

Girl, I got something good for you

Guess what it is (what?)

Dick!



Verse 2:

It's a big fat black long dick

I can't afford to be buying you shit

It ain't that a motherfucker broke

Get off my shoulder, you motherfucking freeloader

Telling me your other man bought you a Caddy

But fuck that shit, I ain't a sugar daddy

I'm just a hustling motherfucker from 5th Ward

In these streets, trying to make ends meet

And my dick is about ready to meet you girlfriend

So put your pussy on the other end

I want to fuck you like a dog

In your combat boots and make you pussy say 'woof'

but first let me find myself a rubber

Before I fuck around and get in trouble

And stop talking about knowing me better before you put me in

Bitch you know I got a girlfriend

You look good from head to toe

But I ain't leaving my woman for a straight up hoe

You're looking for a wedding ring

But I can't do nothing but give you this ding-a-ling



Chorus (2x)



Verse 3:

I'm that nigga who can hit the pussy proper

And make a bitch jump around like a grasshopper

I don't take them out on the town like a sucker

I just meet a fine bitch and I fuck her

But some of y'all still don't know

Hoes like dick just as much as we like the pussy hole

You gotta let her know from the get

That her pussy ain't no more important than your dick

Cause I had this hoe the other night, bro

Yo, peep the scenario

She tried to take Willie D to the cleaners

But when she saw she couldn't she settled for the penis

Cause I rubbed that clit with me index

And made that pussy soaking wet

In the driver's seat of my Explorer

I had something good for her



Chorus (2x