Some people tell me I got great legs

Can't figure out why U make me beg

Does not compute

Don't not compute



U think U're special, well so do I

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute

It don't not compute



Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water they drink

Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?



Some people think I'm kinda cute

But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U

Does not compute

Somethin', mama, don't compute



What's the hang up, what's the scam?

Guess U think I'm just another one of, one of your fans

Does not compute

Somethin', honey, don't compute



CHORUS:

Must be something in the water they drink

It's been the same with every girl I've had

Must be something in the water U drink

Cuz why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?



I've got 2 get 2 U, baby



Some people think I'm kinda smart

Why must a fella stop with U before he starts?

Does not compute, mama

Somethin' don't compute



I'll buy U clothing, I'll buy U fancy cars

But U gotta talk 2 me, baby

Tell me who U really are



CHORUS



Yeah

(Must be something in the water U drink)

(Does not compute) {x3}



(Must be something in the water U drink) {repeat in BG}

Bitch!

U think U're special?

Well, so do I

Why in God's name do U wanna make me cry?

Why? Why?

I'll do anything 4 U, anything

Why don't U talk 2 me?

Tell me who U are

Don't do this 2 me

Please don't do this



Why? Why?

I do love U, I do

Or else I wouldn't go through all the things I do