When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong

When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong

When you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong

When your girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong



Something's wrong........



When you like music more than life, something's wrong

When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong

Where your favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong

When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong



Something's wrong........



When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong

When your president's an actor, something's wrong

When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong

If you think that this song matters, something's wrong



Something's wrong........