I couldn't sleep

I took a Sominex

But voices in my head kept saying

Go to Seymour, talk to Seymour

I drank some tea

But gee the feeling wasn't gone

Seymour, sweetheart

Tell me, darling

What's been going on?



Hey little lady, hello

You're lookin' cute as can be

You're lookin' mighty sweet

No, it ain't Seymour-it's me!

Your friendly Audrey Two

This plant is talking to you



Come on and give me a drink

Hey, little lady, be nice

Sure do, I'll drink it straight

Don't need no glass or no ice

Don't need no twist of lime

And now it's suppertime!