hard enough that I can chew a whole bag of rocks]

Hyah! Attention to all you punk motherfuckers out there

(uh huh uh huh check it out check it out)

Funky Noble Productions represent for the nine four and nine five area

Reggie Noble and Rockwilder in the house for the nizzow

If you don't know you might as well close your biz out

(To my peeps in Queens)

Yeah ohh shit yo it's a bird

(Nah I thought that shit was a fuckin plane dude)

Nah nah nah, it's Soop, Soop, Soop-a-man

[It's on!]

Hah



Verse One: Redman



Well it's the Soopaman Lovah in your motherfuckin town

Get down go round and round like shocks on your G-spot

Honeydip, now all of y'all up in that funny shit

But I ain't switched, still a honeydip is a honeybitch

in the mix! So bitches be lookin fly and I'll run in em

With they toes and nails done, hair wrapped up with pins in em

Fifty-four eleven Reebox bitch which you need not

to do is get fly, cause where I'm from, bitches get speed knots

Slow your monkey ass down and hold your horses

Don't wanna know your name don't wanna know none of your sources

Just fix me, with a quickie, I swear more Lake's than Ricki

So bad I use my X-Ray vision to give y'all clits a hickie

And plus the weed I puff is from the planet of Cheech and Chong

Where the earth is chronic, and How To Roll a Blunt is the theme song

Oooh you makin me horny! Well uhh, let me wipe that wetness for ya

Slurped and burped, got that bitch more open than my door do

Let's take a journey up in the stars where I live at

Where I fuck Jane, Judy Jetson, and that robot bitch-ah

Grab onto the cape and uhh... I said before I took her

don't choke me! And it's up up and away I took the hooker

And it's on







Verse Two: Redman



We landed on my planet, we smoked out like a fuck up

Bought a dime from Jabba the Hut and some uncut for the hooker

She said, "I don't sniff blow I just smoke weed to get me horny.

So I'm nothin like that bitch in your last Soopaman Lovah story."

You go girl! But I didn't believe her, had to make sure

Where you from, the projects? "Yeahhhh, but I'm single.

You needed a quickie and I'm just that bitch to break you off, shit

my pussy's so good, it tickle my legs when I walk!"

Oh really, just show me a couple of ways how you'll thrill me

She lifted up her dress and the whole area got chilly

"So what you think of that?" I threw that bitch back on my back

Shit I live ten miles away, but I made it fo' seconds flat

I lived in the same building with Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk

Got R2D2 and Mork from Ork puttin in work

See I got the block sewn "Oooh baby let's get it on!"

About time, I opened the door she had her ass and tits showin

She rushed me to the room and stripped me out of my attire

She tied me to the bedposts then she lit the room on fire

She took out a scarf wrapped it around my eyes till I was blind

But with my X-Ray vision I saw the icepick from behind

So I broke out the ropes, smacked the hoe, then suplexed her

She pulled out a Tec and wet my chest with the S1's

"Oh shit I'm shot!" There was blood all over my finger!

I think I left my other bulletproof suit in the cleaner

She gave a whistle, they came in crews, word is bond

It was a bunch of Martian bitches with bodysuits and Platforms

"Damn, I gotta think of a plan, whatamIdo?

Did Superman have a gun?" Nah, but the Soopaman Lovah do!

So I pulled out the fo'-fifth, left the bitches open

Had another clip in case some mo' bitches want mo' shit

And I saw that trick Bewitched flying on her broomstick

Pa-dow! Shot her down because I leave no witness

Job well done I cleaned myself in a hurry

Oops! Gotta catch this blunt session

With I Dream of Jeannie and Kieth Murray

Aiyyyo-yo-yo Keith aiyyo what's up?

Aiyyo