Soul Suckin Jerk" by beck



Caddy



I got a job making money for the man

throwing chicken in a bucket with a soda pop can



Puke green uniform on my back

I had to set it on fire in vat of chicken fat



I leaped on the Cadillac a bird with no hair

running through the mini-mall in my under ware



I got lost downtown, couldn't find a ride home

sun went down, I got frozen to the bone



Till a Hooker let me share her fake fur coat

As I took a little nap, the cops picked up the smoke



I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm

I knew I never ever should have burned my uniform



He said, "Too bad, better bite the bullet hard son."

I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun



And I crawled out the window with my shadow in a spoon

Dancing on the roof shooting holes in the moon



get busy



you know it



I Ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk

I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin' jack (2X)



(something really distorted)



I'm standing right here with the beer in my hand

and my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand



Fourteen days I've been sleeping in a pawn

Better get a claim check tattooed on my arm



Whistling Dixie with the Dixie cup filled

with the Barbecue sauce and the dental floss gel



Big fat man's pointing into my face

telling me to get busy cleaning up this place



I got bent like a wet cigarette

Now she's coming after me with a butterfly net



Riding on a moo cow ringing a bell

Black cat wrapped and I'm rolling down the hill



Muzzle on my leg and I'm trying not to beg

taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs



Now the got me in a bird cage flop of a job

like a brothel in the stars just waiting to fall



So gimme what I've got to get so I can go

Cause I ain't washing dishes in the ditch no more



I Ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk

I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin' jack (2X)



no no no no...



soul sucking jerk (fish voice)



I Ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk

I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't sayin' jack



you know it



I Ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk (fades)



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I'm not sure of some of this stuff, especially:

brothel

Muzzle

moo cow



If any one else has a better idea what he's saying, please let me know

Omitchel@hmc.edu