Waiting here on line

Suddenly from behind

She's still a block away

Why'd it have to be today

Now what do I see

She recognizes me

She hugs and squeezes me

She's the Spandex Enormity



She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat

Then she yells is this trick or treat

It's too late she asks me for a date

Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate

Spandex, Spandex Enormity

A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery



What a fucking beast

Her ass alone would be a feast

And her love drippings

Contained a stench of rotted yeast

The show must go on

It's the end of me

Taking up the whole front row

It's the Spandex Enormity



She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat

Then she yells is this trick or treat

It's too late she asks me for a date

Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate

Spandex, Spandex Enormity

A beast sent from hell to plague me with misery



As we were walking off stage

You're waiting to come back

She's got a back stage pass

Oh no

I hide my head

The sight of you I dread

Her chubby little fingers grab my ass

Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick

Why does it always have to be me

You fucking fat bitch

I've had enough of you

Take your blubber buns and leave

She left here in tears

Followed by her rear

I could not help she's fat



She's so sweet when she's yanking on my meat

Then she yells is this trick or treat

It's too late she asks me for a date

Before I'd fuck I'd rather masturbate

Spandex, Spandex Enormity

A beast sent from Hell to plague me with misery