Got a special interest, you're my special interest

Got a special interest, got a special interest in you

I hear you've got some pending legislation

Regarding your romantic situation

And I just want to make my position quite clear

You've got a constituent here

And you'll find before you take one more step

My hobby is to lobby on your doorstep

And that big sack of mail and the telegrams too

I'll give you one guess just who sent them to you



I've been invested with a sacred mission

To make sure that you make the right decision

Though you may wonder now, in the long run you'll see

A valuable ally in me

And if by some misguided sense of duty

You go with someone else instead of choose me

When they've all let you down, and you're looking for help

You'll find that I've swung my support somewhere else

No one has to know, when pressures are brought to bear

You can pretend that it was all your idea

And you did it of your own free will

Yes you did it of your own free will