Stepped on a sidewalk crack

Feeling risky, risky

God save his mother and her fractured back

He's feeling risky, risky



Cuz everything annoys him when

That special neurotic boy visits him

Especially when

He's feeling risky, risky



Do his friends know

Can he hide it, no?

Does the doctor know

How to cure him so

He can stop the pain

Live his life again

Or accept the fact that he's that

Special Neurotic Boy



Washed his hands forty times today

He's feeling dirty, real dirty

God only knows how he got this way

Surely from his mother's side

Cuz everything annoys him when

That special neurotic boy visits him