1st verse:

Well, my landlady, she lives 3 houses away.
She claims that she can hear my baby screaming to me "fuck me"
every day, when I'm in the hay.

2nd verse:

Struck by lust in a telephone booth. Busted by a cop; he said, "that's
uncool."
He said that she can hear my baby screaming to me "fuck me"
every day, when I'm in the hay.

And then the rest is agreed upon.

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