Zidler:

Spectacular, Spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment

Returns are fixed at ten percent

You must agree, that's excellent

And on top of your fee



All:

You'll be involved artisticly....



Chorus:

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



Various:

Elephants!



Arabians!



India!



and courtesans!



Acrobats!



and juggling bears!



exotic girls!



fire eaters!



artists and contortionists

Intrigue, danger, and romance

Electric lights, machinery

Oh the electricity!



So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty... years....



Spectacular, Spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment



The hills are alive, with the sound of music



So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



Duke:

"Yes, but what happens in the end?"



Christian: *cough*

The courtesan and sitarman

are pulled apart by an evil plan



Satine:

But in the end she hears his song



Christian:

And they're love is just too strong...



Duke:

It's a little bit funny

this feeling inside



All:

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



Christian:

The sitar plays secret song

helps defeat the evil one

Though the tower of thrills and riddles

but it's all to no avail.



Zidler:

I am the evil maharaja

You will not bestow me



Satine:

Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!



Zidler:

No one's going to.



All:

So exciting

Will make them laugh, will make them cry

So delighting



Duke:

"And in the end should someone die?"



All:

So exciting

The audience will stop and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty... years...



Duke:

Generally I like it