Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room

We could do it and not get caught

Burn down the house where the metal kids live

All the Hendrix posters going up in flames

Let's have sex without birth control

Sell our offspring to some dirty old men

Let's play Big Black at 3 AM

And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked



Commin' over the first hill

I felt my body jerk

The attendant did not strap me in

I'm sure that I am gonna die

This is my last roller coaster ride

This is my last roller coaster ride

This is my last ride



Down the street there's an accident

I hear that the bodies can still be seen

Let's call the sheriff a cock-sucker

See if he's read