The stalker

Yeah

The stalker

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie



So I'm gripping this old peice of shit, right?

Here's this smoochie poo at the stop light

Ahem, how's about a date?

Two tickets for the circus, pick you up at 8

[girl]

Fuck no, you're a loser

[Violent J]

Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass

Heh heh, but I ain't nagging

To the next light in my pink volkswagon

Oh, excuse me, ho, but I'm Violent J act like you know

[girl]

Violent J the country singer?

[Violent J]

No, Violent J the southwest gangstero

And the bitch was gone (awww)

So I followed her home (huh?)

Cause I got it going on (ohhhh!)

And I'm in the Haugh (Yep!)

Parked at a spot good enough to hawk her

Things you do when you's a stalker



"So, what happened?"

"I really don't like to talk about it, but he ruined my life, I mean he

was everywhere,everywhere I went."



The stalker



[chorus]

I think that ditso likes me, yeah

She tells you to fuck off with such class!

I think that ditso likes me

Yeah, go on and get that ass!



Well, the stalker stalks his target

Just happened to see her at the super-market

Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks

You wouldn't like Jiffy, it ain't go no nuts

Why don't you try these?

She ran away scared, and I'm staring at her butt-cheeks

Cause I know she loves me, she wanna tease and tease and rub and dub me



"Hello?"

Hi, it's me

"Hello?"

You love me

"Hello?"

I love you

"Hello?" "Hello?"



Biggity bop boom!

I'm back in a stone brick house

Candle light dinner and some Mexican chow-acapo