Have you ever seen a man

Standing on one leg

While standing on a bus



Have you ever seen a man

Having a cup of tea

Standing on one leg

While standing on a bus



Have you ever seen a man

Shaking a tambourine

Having a cup of tea

Standing on one leg

While standing on a bus



Have you ever seen a man

Shaving off his beard

Shaking a tambourine

Having a cup of tea

Standing on one leg

While standing on a bus



Have you ever seen a man

Washing his dirty hair

Shaving off his beard

Shaking a tambourine

Having a cup of tea

Standing on one leg

While standing on a bus



Have you ever seen a man

Playing a game of ping pong

Washing his dirty hair

Shaving off his beard

Shaking a tambourine

Having a cup of tea

Standing on one leg

While standing on a bus



You haven't?

Either have I