He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He has girls every night

He dosen't really exist



He spends his weekends with whatever floats

He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke

He wants to stay out dosen't want to go home

Till his prickly fingers are stuck down his throat



He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to this every hour



He drank his fiancee when he.........

The doctor said no drink for 17 weeks

He wants to gout but he has to stay home

So he watches color TV on his own



He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He drives home pissed at night

And he listens to this every hour



The toplets are finished

The cure is complete

He hasn't had a drink for 17 weeks

17 punks to limit his night

Goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight



He's chasing ....... on a dark rainy night

The rest .......... with flashing lights

His mom's waking up she hopes he's alright

But he's wrapped round the lampost on Saturday night



He's just a stereotype

He drinks his age in pints

He has girls every night

And he dosen't really exist