Steve had a big commotion

Didn't need no suntan lotion

He was doing fine with what he had

And off his melting jaw

All the wonderful things he saw

And the free hair growing on his sandwich

He looked out on the fairground

With the spinning things spinning all around

And he felt the food going down and coming back

And on top of the ferris wheel

He threw up on the heel

Of the beautiful girl who was laughing

There must have been some pizza

And there must have been some fries

And there must have been some tequila

Must have been some wine.

There must have been some falafels

And there must have been some beer

And there must have been some bagels

You could see it so clear.

And there must have been some pickles

And there must have been some sauerkraut

And there must have been some catfish

When he laid his burden down

Pineapples, mangoes, cottage cheese and caramel candy

Garlic, spam and kool-aid

Bananas, fudge, popcorn, catsup and mustard

Oh, he really threw up! he threw up all over the place!

He really threw it! he got really sick

Steve threw up!

Na na na, na na na

Etc.