Out east they got heat

But we got mosquitoes

They got a west coast scene

Lemme tell ya where the grass grows

Down south they get so drunk

They think they're gonna piddle

Ah there ain't nowhere to go

When you're stuck right in the middle



Nothing on the left

Nothing on the right

Nothing on the left

Nothing on the right



Stuck in

Stuck in the middle

Stuck in

Stuck in the middle



Burgers on the grill

Oh what a thrill

I got a head full of teeth

Got a pocket full of nothing



17, 18, 19, 21

Stuck in the middle

Lemme tell ya is some fun