Nevermind the time when you were all alone and I

Picked you up like a dirty bit 'o honey

Licked you clean and found a house of wax for your to stay

You set fire to it on your second full day



Then I thought that we had reached an understanding

Wouldn't find coal at the bottom of the stocking

Instead you swung at my head and nearly knocked me dead

Thought about it while I say there thinking just bled



Pull the knife out of my back

Clean the blade and put it back

Pull the knife out of my back

Unless you're not quite done

Then go on and have more fun



I often think about the way that I will watch you die

It's kind of creepy but I'm looking forward to it

I'll probably try to linger over it for a little while

You will fall down on your own knife and I'll just smile



Pull the knife out of my back

Clean the blade and put it back

Pull the knife out of my back

Unless you're not quite done

Then go on and have more fun



Two can play is really all that I have left to say

Your edge is getting dull it's nearing time to sharpen

Get a mirror so that you can see what's gonna be

Afraid it's gonna like like untimely death to me



Pull the knife out of my back

Clean the blade and put it back

Pull the knife out of my back

Unless you're not quite done

Then go on and have more fun