[Baby Cryin', Scary music, laughin' voice .. ]



Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse,

you stupid muthafuckaaaaaa!



[a low bass metal voice .. ]



Now that you got the album,

what the fuck are you gonna do with it,

BITCH BITCH Bitch bitch ...



Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke

Tell your momma to get off of my tip

I have no time to give her my dick

I'm gonna hold it

And walk around the stage and

If you fuck up I'm goin' to get my gage and

Unload the barrel and lough

Cuz I'm puttin' led in your mothafuckin' ass

Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted

Because when I'm on hard my dick's at least a yard

In the days of old I was a nut

Now I need at least 3 ho's when I fuck

Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2

Then I save my nut for when there's nothin' else to do

You're used to the crew, bitch

Cuz I would never quit

As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' shit



-=- CuT -=-



I told you that nigga was crazy

E boy, that's my boy, godamnit



-=- CuT -=-



I got a fable that you need to listen to

It's a funky little rhyme about a bitch or a two

One Sharone and the other one Shine

I want to nut but which one do I want?

Shine said Eazy let me fuck you blind

And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind

I said fuck it, I know what should be done

Just pull your panties down and I'll fuck the biggest one

And then I get the other pussy put it in the freezer

So I can always have a on-hold skeezer

Get out to tick it, I do it like that

So I told the ho's to take a big step back

Took the zipper down, I'z wide and said

Here's what I'm gonna p